Below are the 2 most recent journal entries recorded in the_luggage's InsaneJournal:

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008
7:59 am	Welcome to Ankh-Morpork From the Ankh-Morpork Merchant's Guild: Wellcome to Ankh-Morpork, Citie of One Thousand Surprises. Where you can wander the folklorique network of old alleys and picturesque streets, where excitement and romans lurkes arounde everry corner and much may be heard the traditional street cries of old time also the laughing visages of the denuzens as they goe about the businesse private. Hem. Yes. Well. Let's just say that Ankh-Morpork is as full of life as an old cheese on a hot day, as loud as a curse in a cathedral, as bright as an oil slick. as colourful as a bruise and as full of activity, industry, bustle and sheer exuberant busyness as a dead dog on a termite mound. Don't say we didn't warn you. The luggage appears with another POP! and the requisite flash of light. He's come to an alley that is surprisingly empty and he edges close to the wall and slowly opens his lid. (51 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 25th, 2008
8:05 am	He's On A Mission From Dog The luggage tiptoed out of the spa. He didn’t have to sneak, but it would make things easier. The pretty rose lady was gone and the watch man had said no puppies. The luggage didn’t understand exactly what was going on, but he was determined to do something. Anything. Blessed with unending patience and determination, he set off on his mission. He didn’t know precisely what he was looking for, but the luggage would know it when he found it. Like all things that used to be trees, he had an unerring instinct for dogs. He swayed back and forth, like a hound picking up a scent and then headed off for the lights of Margate. ( Read more... ) Current Mood: devious Current Music: Peter Gunn Theme (93 Comments |Comment on this)